1% Battery. 100% Saves. — Goalkeeper Hoodie (Black)
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1% Battery. 100% Saves. — Goalkeeper Hoodie (Black)
$68.00
1% battery. 100% saves.
For the keeper who shows up running on nothing and still stops everything. A tiny red battery on the chest, a low-battery notification on the back. It's Larry's line: the goalkeeper of Dusk Harbor FC, always on 1%, best hands in town.
A goalkeeper gift that gets the joke across without a giant glove print.
Details
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, brushed inside
- Solid deep black, not washed or faded
- Regular fit, not boxy; kangaroo pocket, lined hood
- Front: small 1% battery icon on the left chest
- Back: "LOW BATTERY · 1% battery. 100% saves." notification print
- Made to order. Ships in 2–5 business days. Order by December 3 for US Christmas delivery.
More from the club in Dusk Harbor FC and Hoodies.
FIT & DETAILS
- Regular fit: take your usual size
- Size up once for a relaxed, roomier fit
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
SIZE CHART
Measurements in inches. Regular fit — size up for a roomier look.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width (laid flat) | 20" | 22" | 24" | 26" | 28" |
| Body length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" |
| Sleeve length | 33.5" | 34.5" | 35.5" | 36.5" | 37.5" |