Casa di Nonna — Funny Italian Ugly Christmas Sweater (Charcoal / Silver)

WIFI: CASA DI NONNA · PASSWORD: MANGIA2026

Every Italian-American family has the note on the fridge. This is it, knit across a charcoal sweater with silver snowflakes and two little magnets holding it up. On the back, the only house rule that matters: SHE SAID EAT. YOU EAT. Underneath, quietly: piano piano — slowly, slowly. Nobody leaves Nonna's table early.

The ugly Christmas sweater for people who don't want to look like a Christmas tree — dark, minimal, and still the funniest one at dinner.

Details

• Midweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy
• All-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)
• Charcoal body with silver, cream and tomato-red details
• Front: Casa di Nonna Wi-Fi note · Back: "She said eat. You eat."
• Relaxed fit, made to order

Christmas delivery

Made to order — order by December 12 for US delivery before Christmas.

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