{"product_id":"per-my-last-email-ugly-christmas-sweater-red","title":"Per My Last Email — Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater (Red)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eper my last email,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ehappy holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe two most passive-aggressive words in any inbox, knit into a holiday sweater. From across the room it reads like a classic ugly Christmas sweater: snowflakes, little trees, a zigzag border. Up close, everyone in accounting gets it. On the back, in handwriting: \u003cem\u003ehappy holidays.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight cotton-blend fleece crewneck, soft brushed inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid cardinal red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: knit-look PER MY LAST EMAIL, with snowflake and tree bands in cream and green (printed, not knitted, so it isn't itchy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: handwritten \"happy holidays.\" in cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOver a collared shirt for the office party, or with jeans and white sneakers for everything after. More ideas in \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-ugly-christmas-sweater-ideas\"\u003efunny ugly Christmas sweater ideas\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder by December 3 for US Christmas delivery. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67837418733620,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67837418766388,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67837418799156,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67837418831924,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67837418864692,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/per-my-last-email-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-1-front.png?v=1793161476","url":"https:\/\/www.wearduskwater.com\/products\/per-my-last-email-ugly-christmas-sweater-red","provider":"DUSKWATER","version":"1.0","type":"link"}