{"product_id":"family-group-chat-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Family Group Chat — Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater for the Whole Family (Forest Green)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHO'S BRINGING ICE? — NOT ME. — MOM SENT A PHOTO. MOM SENT A PHOTO. MOM SENT A PHOTO.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery family has the group chat. Fourteen people, one question nobody answers, and Mom sending the same blurry photo three times. We knit the whole thing across a forest-green sweater, read receipts and all: \u003cem\u003eSeen by 14.\u003c\/em\u003e On the back: \u003cstrong\u003eMOM IS TYPING…\u003c\/strong\u003e — and someone begging \"please, no more photos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet one for everyone in the chat. It's the only matching family Christmas sweater nobody will complain about wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForest green with cream and steel-blue chat bubbles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the family group chat · Back: \"Mom is typing…\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChristmas delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order — order by \u003cstrong\u003eDecember 12\u003c\/strong\u003e for US delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e. More ugly sweaters: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/out-of-office-ugly-christmas-sweater-work-party\"\u003eOut of Office\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/casa-di-nonna-italian-ugly-christmas-sweater\"\u003eCasa di Nonna\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/merry-and-paid-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt\"\u003eMerry \u0026amp; Paid\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67749543215156,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67749543247924,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67749543280692,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67749543313460,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67749543346228,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/family-group-chat-ugly-christmas-sweater-front.png?v=1792224406","url":"https:\/\/www.wearduskwater.com\/products\/family-group-chat-ugly-christmas-sweater","provider":"DUSKWATER","version":"1.0","type":"link"}