{"title":"Ugly Christmas Sweaters","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny ugly Christmas sweaters that say something true: office jokes, family group chats, Secret Santa rules. Made for the work party, Friendsmas and Christmas at home.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"merry-and-paid-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt","title":"Merry \u0026 Paid — Ugly Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt (Red \/ Green)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003emerry \u0026amp; paid.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom across the room it's a classic ugly Christmas sweater — trees, snowflakes, presents. Up close: money bags, diamonds, a gold chain border and a little white whip parked between the gifts. The WD crest sits on the front where a reindeer would be. On the back, in big knit letters: \u003cstrong\u003eMERRY \u0026amp; PAID.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the office party, the family photo and every \"who wore it best\" contest you're about to win.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed body with forest green, cream and gold details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: knit-style WD crest with trees and money bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: MERRY \u0026amp; PAID in knit-style letters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith black jeans and white sneakers for the party, or over a white collared shirt if it's the office one. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChristmas delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order — order by \u003cstrong\u003eDecember 12\u003c\/strong\u003e for US delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e. More in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-him\"\u003eGifts for Him\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67731216826420,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67731216859188,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67731216891956,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67731216924724,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67731216957492,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/merry-and-paid-ugly-christmas-sweater-front-4x5.png?v=1792225264"},{"product_id":"out-of-office-ugly-christmas-sweater-work-party","title":"Out of Office — Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater for Work Party (Red \/ Navy)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuto-reply: out of office until Jan 2. If urgent… still no.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ugly Christmas sweater for anyone who has answered one too many emails this year. From across the room it's a classic red-and-navy holiday knit — snowflakes, trees, wrapped gifts. Up close, the whole chest is an email window with the only auto-reply that matters. On the back: \u003cstrong\u003eRE: YOUR EMAIL — SEE YOU IN JAN.\u003c\/strong\u003e Little envelopes run down the sleeves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for the office party contest, the last Zoom of the year and the couch right after.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed body with navy, cream and gold details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: \"Out of Office\" email window · Back: \"See you in Jan.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOver a white collared shirt for the office party, or with black jeans and sneakers everywhere else. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChristmas delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order — order by \u003cstrong\u003eDecember 12\u003c\/strong\u003e for US delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e. More ugly sweaters: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/merry-and-paid-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt\"\u003eMerry \u0026amp; Paid\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67749446942772,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67749446975540,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67749447008308,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67749447041076,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67749447073844,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/out-of-office-ugly-christmas-sweater-work-party-front.png?v=1792224406"},{"product_id":"casa-di-nonna-italian-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Casa di Nonna — Funny Italian Ugly Christmas Sweater (Charcoal \/ Silver)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIFI: CASA DI NONNA · PASSWORD: MANGIA2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery Italian-American family has the note on the fridge. This is it, knit across a charcoal sweater with silver snowflakes and two little magnets holding it up. On the back, the only house rule that matters: \u003cstrong\u003eSHE SAID EAT. YOU EAT.\u003c\/strong\u003e Underneath, quietly: \u003cem\u003epiano piano\u003c\/em\u003e — slowly, slowly. Nobody leaves Nonna's table early.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe ugly Christmas sweater for people who don't want to look like a Christmas tree — dark, minimal, and still the funniest one at dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharcoal body with silver, cream and tomato-red details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Casa di Nonna Wi-Fi note · Back: \"She said eat. You eat.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChristmas delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order — order by \u003cstrong\u003eDecember 12\u003c\/strong\u003e for US delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e. More ugly sweaters: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/out-of-office-ugly-christmas-sweater-work-party\"\u003eOut of Office\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/merry-and-paid-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt\"\u003eMerry \u0026amp; Paid\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67749475942452,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67749475975220,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67749476007988,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67749476040756,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67749476073524,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/casa-di-nonna-italian-ugly-christmas-sweater-front.png?v=1792224210"},{"product_id":"family-group-chat-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Family Group Chat — Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater for the Whole Family (Forest Green)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHO'S BRINGING ICE? — NOT ME. — MOM SENT A PHOTO. MOM SENT A PHOTO. MOM SENT A PHOTO.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery family has the group chat. Fourteen people, one question nobody answers, and Mom sending the same blurry photo three times. We knit the whole thing across a forest-green sweater, read receipts and all: \u003cem\u003eSeen by 14.\u003c\/em\u003e On the back: \u003cstrong\u003eMOM IS TYPING…\u003c\/strong\u003e — and someone begging \"please, no more photos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet one for everyone in the chat. It's the only matching family Christmas sweater nobody will complain about wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForest green with cream and steel-blue chat bubbles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the family group chat · Back: \"Mom is typing…\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChristmas delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order — order by \u003cstrong\u003eDecember 12\u003c\/strong\u003e for US delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e. More ugly sweaters: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/out-of-office-ugly-christmas-sweater-work-party\"\u003eOut of Office\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/casa-di-nonna-italian-ugly-christmas-sweater\"\u003eCasa di Nonna\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/merry-and-paid-ugly-christmas-sweater-sweatshirt\"\u003eMerry \u0026amp; Paid\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67749543215156,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67749543247924,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67749543280692,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67749543313460,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67749543346228,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/family-group-chat-ugly-christmas-sweater-front.png?v=1792224406"},{"product_id":"worth-it-holiday-receipt-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Worth It — Holiday Receipt Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater (Cranberry)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY RECEIPT · 12\/24 · 11:58 PM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift for Mom: $$$. Three gift cards (don't ask): $$. One gift for me: $$. \u003cstrong\u003eTOTAL: WORTH IT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor everyone who did their Christmas shopping two minutes before midnight and regrets nothing. The whole receipt is knit down the front of a cranberry sweater, torn edges and all. On the back, the store policy: \u003cstrong\u003eNO RETURNS. NO REGRETS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight brushed fleece crewneck — soft, warm, not itchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over printed knit-look pattern (printed, not knitted — no scratchy wool)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCranberry with cream, black and gold details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: the holiday receipt · Back: \"No returns. No regrets.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChristmas delivery\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order — order by \u003cstrong\u003eDecember 12\u003c\/strong\u003e for US delivery before Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e. More ugly sweaters: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/out-of-office-ugly-christmas-sweater-work-party\"\u003eOut of Office\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/family-group-chat-ugly-christmas-sweater\"\u003eFamily Group Chat\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/products\/casa-di-nonna-italian-ugly-christmas-sweater\"\u003eCasa di Nonna\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67749589712948,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67749589745716,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67749589778484,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67749589811252,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67749589844020,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/worth-it-holiday-receipt-ugly-christmas-sweater-front.png?v=1792224210"},{"product_id":"per-my-last-email-ugly-christmas-sweater-red","title":"Per My Last Email — Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater (Red)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eper my last email,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ehappy holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe two most passive-aggressive words in any inbox, knit into a holiday sweater. From across the room it reads like a classic ugly Christmas sweater: snowflakes, little trees, a zigzag border. Up close, everyone in accounting gets it. On the back, in handwriting: \u003cem\u003ehappy holidays.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight cotton-blend fleece crewneck, soft brushed inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid cardinal red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: knit-look PER MY LAST EMAIL, with snowflake and tree bands in cream and green (printed, not knitted, so it isn't itchy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: handwritten \"happy holidays.\" in cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOver a collared shirt for the office party, or with jeans and white sneakers for everything after. More ideas in \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-ugly-christmas-sweater-ideas\"\u003efunny ugly Christmas sweater ideas\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder by December 3 for US Christmas delivery. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67837418733620,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67837418766388,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67837418799156,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67837418831924,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67837418864692,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/per-my-last-email-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-1-front.png?v=1793161476"},{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-have-been-an-eggnog-ugly-christmas-sweater-green","title":"This Meeting Could Have Been an Eggnog — Office Ugly Christmas Sweater (Forest Green)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethis meeting could have been an eggnog.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone has sat through the one that could have been an email. In December, it could have been an eggnog. Knit-look letters, a tiny gold mug, snowflakes on top and trees on the bottom. Wear it to the all-hands and let it speak for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight cotton-blend fleece crewneck, soft brushed inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid forest green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: knit-look text with a gold mug, cream snowflake and tree bands, red zigzag borders (printed, not knitted, so it isn't itchy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOffice party, Friendsmas, the last Zoom call before break. Pair with dark jeans and boots. 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Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67837418897460,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67837418930228,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67837418962996,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67837418995764,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67837419028532,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/this-meeting-could-have-been-an-eggnog-ugly-christmas-sweater-green-1-front.png?v=1793161480"},{"product_id":"secret-santa-budget-20-ugly-christmas-sweater-navy","title":"Secret Santa. Not So Secret Budget: $20 — Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater (Navy)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003esecret santa.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003enot so secret budget: $20.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows the limit. Everyone pretends the candle was a thoughtful choice. This one says it out loud, in knit-look letters with a little red gift box, for the office exchange, the friend group draw or the white elephant party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMidweight cotton-blend fleece crewneck, soft brushed inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: knit-look text in cream with a red gift box, snowflake and tree bands, red zigzag borders (printed, not knitted, so it isn't itchy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlain back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit, made to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to wear it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith grey jeans and white sneakers, or over a white collared shirt for the work party. More ideas in \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-ugly-christmas-sweater-ideas\"\u003efunny ugly Christmas sweater ideas\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder by December 3 for US Christmas delivery. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping Policy\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Relaxed fit — size up for an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;text-align:center\" border=\"1\" cellpadding=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest width (laid flat)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eFull size guide →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"DUSKWATER","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67837419061300,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67837419094068,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67837419126836,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67837419159604,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67837419192372,"sku":null,"price":62.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/files\/secret-santa-budget-20-ugly-christmas-sweater-navy-1-front.png?v=1793161485"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2125\/5476\/collections\/per-my-last-email-ugly-christmas-sweater-red-1-front.png?v=1793162684","url":"https:\/\/www.wearduskwater.com\/collections\/ugly-christmas-sweaters.oembed","provider":"DUSKWATER","version":"1.0","type":"link"}